Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
This is
kind ofadorable.this deserves every single note and then more.
(via whatweheart)
I am no one’s priority. I am no ones first choice. I’m just that person they use to pass the time when no one else is around. When there’s nothing better to do. That’s when they turn to me.
(Source: medyomalandi, via screaming-at-the-sky)
| Every tumblr user: | despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, I'll continue to spend the majority of my life updating it. |
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
(via fucking-shit-fuck-shit)
42% success ratei just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable